One Tough Daisy
I told people if they moved here farming would be a piece of cake.
Anonymous

Okay, so I might have left out a few details… and exaggerated some things… 

I shot my husband
Anonymous

… 

I… 

…we’re not gonna talk about that. Not right now. 

I kicked at least three male states in the balls.
Anonymous

Hell yeah! 

And they deserved it!

What kind of “charactershaming” sign would you hang around my muse’s neck?

*somebody sent her a care package because getting on her good side a day early never hurts*

it includes:

a movie

snacks

and a new shirt

*a short note reads: “Be home soon.”*

Aw, … Lou, you really shouldn’t have. This is… really really kind of you. I know you’re trying to get on my good side, but I gotta say, I just… have to be by myself sometimes and tomorrow is just one of those days. Sorry, Lou. 

But seriously, don’t worry about me! c: I’ll still be here. 

Have you seen that little picture with the the quote "Kansas girls are made of fire and ice -something something- and if they have an opinion you're gonna damn well hear about it" ? and it's a whole paragraph?
Anonymous

Haven’t seen that particular one but it sounds about damn right!

It was only a suggestion. - KC
Anonymous

No. 

I still say Spirit of Kansas City would have been a more proper name. - KC
Anonymous

Well, how about you get a plane and call it that, huh? 

Did you do anything special for National Aviation Day ?
Anonymous

'Course I did! I took Heart of the Air here out for a spin. 

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*kisses plane*